Do you ever open a jar of pickles

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And eat 1 pickle and then suddenly the jar is empty for some reason?

:dracthyr_shrug:

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i’ve been on this planet for over half a century, and not once in all of that time, have i ever had the urge to consume a green slimy thing which smells like vinegar and looks like a sea cucumber with advanced rigor mortis. :dracthyr_nervous_animated:

no.

that was a definite no.

this is not a problem i have ever needed to deal with.

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But they are so good. I make my own at home so I can season them just how I like.

:dracthyr_a1:

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Is not strong enough to open a jar of pickles :c

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Uh oh… My wife can’t open jars either.

:dracthyr_cry_animated:

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We’re a special breed. Good thing your wife has someone to open those pesky jars, though.

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I’ve thought about buying an electric jar opener for when I’m not available.

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I…

I should look into that.

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:dracthyr_nod:

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pro tip - whack the lid of the jar on the counter ( SIDE WAYS ) whack it hard enough but not so hard you crack the damn jar. maybe 2-4 good whacks it should open up easy.

got to open jars at work as a cook all the time half the time it’s on good and aint got that kind of time to waste. never had an issue. Last resort take a chef knife use the back of the blade and smack the lid counter clock wise. will dig into the lid but never has failed either.

you really don’t need to be strong for either hell im not that strong

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ew pickles

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Sacrilege!!

How can someone not enjoy a good tart dill pickle that is so dilly, that it parts your hair down the middle as you are eating it!!??

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You’re the reason the horde needs to be exterminated.

Pickles are gods greatest gift to humanity.

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I am a horde, kind sir, yet I feel the same way. That gentlemen’s’ display of disparaging pickle remarks is also considered Un-Hordelike.

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No can’t say i have that issue

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:dracthyr_uwu:

Mmm pickles…

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I don’t think I’ve ever bought a jar of pickles. All 4 people in my household don’t like them. They gross me out quite a bit actually. My grandpa likes them though, when I visit his place he always has a jar.

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It’s me, I’m the reason they sell vinegar chips at the grocery store.

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A land cucumber looks like sea cucumber? By Poseidon’s beard, what won’t the land-dwellers think of next.

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or just put the end of a spoon or knife in the gap under the lid to release the pressure… and the lid will pop right off without banging, and without the risk of smashing the jar.

i feel like it’s the other way around.
i reckon sea cucumbers were around for thousands of years before the current varieties of land cucumber.

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