Do Tauren produce milk?

This is a lot of chaos for one thread

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actually

now that i think about it Draenei are goats, right?

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Do not attempt to do what I know you’re now thinking.
Not without permission first.

Those horns and hooves are not ornamental.

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Of course they do. Do you not remember Kurd Butterhoof and her famous homemade cheese and milk? I do.

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There’s a highmountain npc that sells stuff like cheese she made herself.

Even male humans can produce milk under certain circumstances. Newborn babies of either sex can occasionally produce milk. Known as neonatal milk or “witch’s milk”

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you can milk anything with nipples

I would be highly interested in receiving milk from male tauren :3

Alright. Now you’re taking this a bit too far.

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:woman_facepalming: :woman_facepalming: :woman_facepalming: :woman_facepalming: :woman_facepalming:

Why would you drink Tauren milk when you could drink a nice cold glass of Elekk milk?

What I am assuming when a male Tauren’s milk tank is full it really needs to be released so all I am saying is I will happily assist if they want to give me some milk uwu

Considering Elekk are like elephants I’d imagine there’s a lot more nutrients in their milk.

Ugh not the uwu again.

I have unwelcome images in my head now.

If you want a happier image, there’s a thread running around here today that paints a picture of Arthas and Tirion traveling through Pandaria together.

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That sounds wholesome, I’ll go visit that thread. Thanks :slight_smile:

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Only the males.

This thread… so… very off. In an assortment of ways.

:doughnut:

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I’m sorry, but this thread is making me chuckle far more than it should. Which I will take given some news I received this morning.

Yes.

All WoW races should produce milk. Except Dark Iron, they produce spicy milk.

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Now I’m just picturing that quote from The Mask.

“Now THAT’S a spicy meat-a-ball!”

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