Disney buys Blizzard JJ Abrams becomes lead game designer for WoW The man responsible for JJTrek and Star Wars Episode VII: A New Hope Redone Game over!
They would add more !@#$ into the in-game cash shop, allied races would be $9.99 each, flying must be purchased for $9.99 as well, as well as a Darth Vader transmog set for $19.99.
They would make the stories even more generic.
They would also make the Horde evil, and the Alliance good with no grey areas so they can write their stories with more ease.
They would start to release expansions yearly.
They would add even more elves.
They would make every single quest title reference a Disney song.
They would add weird tie-ins to the Starwars and Marvel universes during holiday events.
They would make a mobile version of the game, along side releasing it on the PS4 and the Xbone. Mobile version is f2p but full of microtransactions.
They would probably remove PVP entirely.
They would add an innovative new raid mode. In this new mode, you'd basically sit in a cart, and the cart would slowly tour around the raid. At the end, you get a loot box, which costs $2.50 to unlock.
They'd finally update the Worgen models so they all look like Goofy.
They would make the orcs slimmer.
They would add a section in the next Kingdom Hearts game where you get to meet Thrall, and liberate the Orcs.
Theyâll add Woody as a raid boss, and everyone will have their feet fall off due to a snake being in everyoneâs boots. So we get our feet replaced with giant Mickey Mouse boots. And yeah...Then Disney will buy NASA somehow. I dunno.
The Horde becomes even more stereotypical cartoony villains.
And we get Hades as Warchief for an expansion before he gets replaced with someone else because Disney villains are just as expendable as our Warchiefs.
That is a sacrifice I am willing to make. Hades is awesome.