Holy Priests pray to the Holy Light. Shadow Priests pray to the Void.
What about Disco Priests? They are supposed to use a mix of Light and Shadow, but those are two antagonistic cosmic forces and two different religions.
How do you pray even pray to both?
Do they swap religions really fast between spells?
Do they pray to some sort of Romeo and Juliet type couple that has a member of the Pantheon of the Light and one of the Pantheon of the Void, and they ran away from their Pantheons to find happiness in their forbidden love?
Do they have a split personality so one personality prays to the Light while the other prays to the Void?
How do they work?
By the principle of, “you’re next if you don’t stop complaining about your booboos” and then exploding an enemy’s skull with MB.
The entire idea of a Disco Priest is to help people with staying alive.
" Two, three, four
One, two, three
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I’m a woman’s man no time to talk
Music loud and women warm, I’ve been kicked around
Since I was born
And now it’s all right, it’s okay
And you may look the other way
But we can try to understand
The New York Times’ effect on man
Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother
You’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Feel the city breakin’ and everybody shakin’
And we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive
Ah when you want" - Barry Gibb, Maurice Gibb & Robin Gibb
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It takes a lot of discipline, you wouldn’t get it.
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disco priests work by getting a large glowy reflective ball, hang it up, shoot lights at it, gaudy multicolored lit floor - bad 70’s music - boom, you’re a DISCO PRIEST shag it baby
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