So the starter on my truck won’t start, in the middle of this cold ( country, and I got to thinking: a Devilsaur wouldn’t need to be jump started. And that got me thinking: we got all the dinosaurs saddled up, except the coolest one of the bunch. And THAT got me thinking: Dino Riders was cool af. And THAT got me thinking: ma momz never got me the T-Rex, cuz it was too expensive. It was the one I wanted the most. But it is what it is.
Hypothermia might have set in.
Anyway, why don’t we have a Devilsaur mount? Yeah I see that we might be getting a robo-rex in 11.1, but it’s not really the same thing. I’m now genuinely curious why all this time, we never got an actual Devilsaur all Dino Rider’d up like the rest.
Seems like they’re passing up one of the most obvious “Shut up and take my money” moves there could be.
Seriously, what could possibly be more baddie, than riding around on a gd Tyrannosaurus? I did the math, don’t rack your brain: nothing!!
Stop passing money up, Blizzard. Make it happen!
Also, my feet are numb. I might need a blanket. Kidding… sorta.