I just wanted to hear people’s idea theme for what the next expansion is going to be about.
worse Shadowlands.
ever since BfA the newest expansion is just a worse version of current
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-Dragons isles + Timewalking ( old contents reworked )
-Chromie = Magni in 10.0
-Chromie will send us to the dragon isles
ELF BATTLES!
Blood Elves and Nightborne vs. Void Elves and Night Elves
And you’ll play it the whole time.
Wrathion finds Dragon Isles and needs the players help in defending from Venture Co. , and a newly discovered branch of Twilight Dragonflight as he searches for more Black Flight eggs to increase his Flight.
Will also run into Alexstraza who’s been missing on a few expansions because she was also on the Isle because another Titan facility could be there and help the flights from going extinct and squaring off against the Infinity Flight that wants to use the device to corrupt all dragons into Infinite Dragons. (Look we’ve saved Azeroth plenty so let’s save something else.)
Big Bad Leaders of the exp are the Infinity version of Chromie and some Venture Company CEO.
Allies: Another Tauren off-shoot for Horde. For Alliance, Vykrul who are surprisingly the same height as Kul’Tiran.
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A new villain sends dragons to attack Stormwind and Orgrimmar. His name is Doomwing the Destroyer, who was Deathwing’s cousin… or something? And he went into hiding um, years ago, and built power in the Dragon Isles after we killed Deathwing. The other aspects met him once at a house party, but sort of forgot about him. Now we must stop Doomwing with the help of Wrathion. But due to his immense power, we must first empower our Cape of the First Ones, some uh, cape we got from Shadowlands but will fuse with Dragon Power to defeat Doomlord in 3 most definitely planned patches. Also, trolls cause trouble again in expansion for reasons.
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“The Last Straw”
At least that what it feels like for most, and I just don’t feel like the devs have said a single peep about “the future of wow”. Who knows?
I hope I am wrong.
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With all the controversies that happened, Blizzard is going to pull out all their emergency cards for 10.0.
Expect the most fat, greasy shameless fan-service. Arthas on the box art cover, possibly the return of artifact weapons. And dragons… lots and lots of dragons.
The next expansion shall be:
“The Rootin’ Tootin’ Western Expansion!”
Azeroth is now on a world that is the old West. Our new “feeder” item, instead of being a neck item, or a ring, is now “The Wishing Boot.”
We collect “that whatever thing” to feed “The Wishing Boot.”
There is original music by country artist, and long time “The Voice” star Blake Shelton. His lovely wife(?) Gwen Steffani stars in some additional female Mechagon Gnome content.
All of this culminates in an insane “everything you’ve ever asked for in Wow” extravaganza, where people can queue for Mythics/raids/whatever as the opposite race if they desire to.
Etc. and so on!!!
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Next Expantion will be DIFFERENT.
it will be a cross over, we will call it WORLD OF STARCRAFT
the Zerg and protos and all the space marine tech will be a new class.
an armor class above plate.
the faction war this round will be a bit different. players will act as Mercenaries and be able to swap factions as they wish. so horde and alliance can group up together for a dungeon. then go their separate ways depending on who is giving the better loot or paying you off.
I’m going to plug my dream expansion again (and then weep profusely when it obviously doesn’t come true):
All magic has left Azeroth; the elements and loa no longer respond to the shaman; all potions and poisons are rendered inert on creation, while denizens of the lands are miraculously immune to disease; all mechanical and engineering devices fail on creation; the light, shadow, and the void no longer exist; hunters’ pets no longer respond to their masters’ commands, while ranged weapons inexplicably no longer function with projectiles now firing no more than 5 yards in distance; every druid is stuck in travel form and are compelled by an unrelenting desire to pick herbs; all portals cease to function; and the Kyrian watchers acting as spirit healers are pulled from the veil into the physical realm of Azeroth, and Odyn and his valarjar are plucked from the Halls of Valor…to participate in the Endless Battle of the new expansion…World of Warriors!
All warriors, all day…cutting, chopping, executing each other in a bloody battle for glory! Death is just an annoyance as the Kyrian spirit healers and their Val’kyr imitators prevent the death of all so the battle may never end.
All classes are removed except WARRIOR! Were you a priest before this glorious expansion hit? Now, you’re a WARRIOR! Were you a hunter that constantly bemoaned the removal of ranged survival hunter? Contratulations! You are now a WARRIOR! Were you retribution paladin that said you were a “better ARMS WARRIOR”? Thank the light, you now get to be the real thing! Were you a fire-slinging, frostbolt-slowing, blinkin’ mage? You better hit the gym and work on that puny strength rating and non-existent weapon skill rank!
Weapon skill? Yes, weapon skills are back baby! Now with over 9,000 ranks! If your character was already a WARRIOR, don’t worry because you are already grandfathered in at full rank! Every non-WARRIOR better line up to hit those Ashtongue corrupters in Blasted Lands if you don’t want to be chain-missing while Baine Bloodhoof is splitting your head open with the Axe of the Tauren Chieftains! 
It’s kill-or-be-killed as every player and NPC fights for supremacy!
Wait is this expansion Warmode On only?!? No, of course not…it’s a 100% free-for-all PVP slugfest mixed with a Azeroth-wide brawl between all NPCs and player characters!
“But what about my glorious Condemn; it’s so effective!?” says the Venthyr WARRIOR. To which the I answer, "No worries, WARRIOR-friend! Execute now deals damage as if 100 rage uses, always crits, ignores armor, causes the target to bleed for 100% of the damage dealt, hamstrings the target, costs no rage, and is usable at anytime no matter the HP level of the target! EXECUTE! EXECUTE! EXECUTE!
I know what you are going to say: “Well, since all of the classes will become WARRIORs, what about new specs to make up for the loss of class diversity?” Don’t worry! Gladiator Spec is back, baby! What, you say that’s not a new spec and us just regurgitating an old one…YES, we’re lazy!
But what about healing? Well, good news: bandages still work and no longer require tailoring again! Also, if you want to live longer, play Protection WARRIOR!
“Yae took away our guns!” Nope, you can still do autoattack ranged damage as long as you are within 5yd! In fact, NEW to WARRIORs in this expansion is the ability to dual-wield ranged weapons!
“I don’t like shields or dual-wielding, but I do like Andy Griffith and 25-year-old quotes!” No problem! There’s ARMS WARRIOR for you!
“Now I got plenty of ARMS!! Big ARMS!! Pretty ARMS!! I got arms up the WAZOO!”
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Because whatever they SAY they’ll do, I can assure you it will be the exact opposite… like a Djinn you’ve let out of a bottle…
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We saw Alexstrasza in SL. Ysera sent us back to Azeroth to get something from her, she was hanging out in their base in the Twilight Highlands. 
Nozdormu is the missing one. We haven’t seen hide or hair of that dude since Cataclysm. It’s possible Chromie staged a mutiny and took over the place.
Emerald dream, we need more forests, not that abomination called ardenweald… a normal green forest!
“Return to Azeroth”
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Angry deer noises
Also the irony that Druids go to Ardenweald…
We return to Azeroth to see it completely in the grip of the Old Gods. What we thought was Ny’alotha was just a vision of N’Zoth-- the entirety of our planet is gruesome and haunting. Some folks have set up strongholds where we can recoup sanity, but venturing out into the world gives us a sanity meter (similar to fatigue, though longer) and we have to figure out ways to persist for longer to fight back. Horde and Alliance band together (to fulfill my dream of abolishing factions) to accomplish this. All of our “champion” rep is gone, and we’re just little duders trying to fix stuff as opposed to being THE FABLED CHOMPION coming to save the world or whatever.
This all said, I’d love to see:
-No Borrowed power outside of tier sets
-No time gating (or reasonable levels of said time gating)
-New races who assist us and are unaffected by the sanity bar stuff I mentioned above
-Compelling content reminiscent of the Suramar questing rather than a mindless grind of Kortha-esque stuff to get exalted
Oh, and also we address the Silithus Sword™.
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Whatever it is it’ll probably be half baked since they’ll come up with all this cool stuff that they’ll overpromise on, fail to deliver properly before cutting it way down before telling us they learned a lot.
yes yes I will and I will also find even more uncreative ways to complain about the game don’t you worry.
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