Demons beware

I am sent to destroy you. I’ll swallow your souls and use them to continue my onslaught. Then eat cookies afterwards.

fel vesper flares from the eyes

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Didn’t you do enough in Legion, why are you still here?

Because I need to liberate you from your incubus.

I heard there were cookies in this thread.

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Together we will defeat the burning region… so itchy!

Nothing else you said matters. Where are these cookies?

Okay, but I’m keeping the succubus…

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My demons serve me. Not the Legion.

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I ate them. Oatmeal raisin are the best.

I will slay you. How dare you bait me with cookies and then tell me you ate them. That’s heresy.

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I replaced her with a wedge of cheese and a celery stalk.

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starts gnawing on the celery stalk

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We know you can’t be trusted. Not after the laffy taffy incident. Those poor poor bunnies.

Look I was promised free strawberry laffy taffy

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You can have the cookies. In roughly 8 hours?

What’s wrong with you.

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What isn’t?
eyes flare

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/Gasp :scream:
– I know who the true demon is!
Only one who delights of such dread would enjoy those!

Guys …

– She’s a Dreadlord!!

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I could have said durian cookies.