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To share two pint glasses and a keg, of course.
Dark Iron ale don’t drink itself now. But it would if it could!

To return the virginity you stole from me
Can I borrow some sugar?
How in Azeroth’s undies did I get here??
I have got to quit drinking that dwarven stuff on Tuesdays.
Answers.
I’m here to tell about our lord and gear savior Lootcifer
I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!
A firm but luxurious hug.
Stares at you for a long minute and then around the place.
“Oops wrong door. Very sorry.” Turns away.
Pardon me but it appears Sylvanas was a couple doors down.
Care to call all the other players you know and start a Raid to usher her back to the Maw? I heard she drops some decent gear…
-H
you hear a knock at the door and get up to answer it
you open the door and see a gorgeous female Elf standing there wearing nothing but a white dress
she stands with a slight smile on her face while holding a pair of scissors
Good evening Mister Dwarf. Might I trouble you for a cup of beard?

Burglar here. That’s right. Just a plain old burglar.
Nothing to do with encyclopedias at all.
Well I’ve been trying to reach you about your vehicles extended warranty
Do you have a moment to chat??
Have you herd the word of your lord and savor Cow Jesus? No bull he loves you. I wont steer you wrong his word is to good to be bullieved.
Do you need your grass cut? I’ll do it for only ten dollars
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I’ll do it for free! Its a buffet for me O3o
A cup of coffee