Humans: Lordaeron rightfully belongs to us!
Horde: Hold up, Lordaeron belongs to the people of Lordaeron.
Human: Who are all dead, it’s human land now, we’re taking it.
Horde: Well then we get Kalimdor.
Night Elves: Nope. That’s ours.
Horde: How much of it?
Night Elves: All of it!
Horde: What the entire continent?
Night Elves: Yes. Compensation for Teldrassil.
Horde: Well, maybe Zul’Gurub can be the new capitol.
Humans: Nope.
Horde: Burning Steppes?
Humans: Still too close to us.
Horde: Hinterlands then! Jintha’Alor would be a great new Horde capitol!
Dwarves: That’s our territory!
Horde: Sure it isn’t Troll territory?
Dwarves: Nope and don’t care, get lost!
Horde: Where do we go then?
Alliance: Don’t you get it? We want as much as possible with you guys left with as little as possible. If we could somehow round up all the Horde and dump you all on the Echo Isles to contain you there it would be the perfect scenario for us. Even then, we would eventually still advance on Echo Isles and take that too.
Horde: Well, there’s always Silvermoon.
Void Elves: Yeah, about that…