Definitive Proof The Wow Solo Shuffle Matchmaking Algorithm Is Broken

I’m a fan of the Law and Order worldview implied by this remark, wherein “admitting” to doing boosts is even more scandalous than buying them

It’s only conjecture that you (dredh) even violated the tos in buying an obvious glad boost, because you’ve made it easy to assume you paid real money. If just getting boosted was against the tos, asmongold wouldn’t stream himself doing it.

The meat of the accusation you keep ducking is not that boosting is illegal, it’s that you are cringe.

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Took a break from DH weeks before the latest nerf. Enjoying learning other specs for now.

Ah, thank you. Glad you were able to chime in and call me cringe. Clearly I’m the bad guy… not you.

Even if you weren’t a buyer, or a jerk egoing undeservedly, or wildly misinformed, you would be a wow player whose highest experience is on a dh with a character name ending in dh. For you cringe is not an insult, it’s a truth

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Called cringe a second time for the name of my character, great job Nelphy. Big brain discussions happening here.

In an effort to get back on track, Big Dam’s case point is pretty interesting. Question would be which servers the two characters are on - perhaps its possible if they are in different regions they are getting but into different pools of players.

But more important, why does Big Dam have 25 enhancement shamans?

just a theory here

what if you make 25 dh’s and see what rating you can get them all too to see how that’d translate to why he’d have 25 shamans

Leveling 25 of the same class also sounds like a perfect hell. And the alternative of paying for 25 boosts seems wild… I’m left with more questions, not answers.

Yea I’ve seen streamers jumping from character to character and getting quick queues, and I’ve had the same experience when I jump to an alt I haven’t played for a while. I think it actually prioritizes if it’s your first queue of the day on that character to incentivize people to keep playing and queuing.

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Based on what Big Dam said, both of his characters had similar previous ques for the day, but the second account randomly got picked up quicker. Anecdotally there are tons of times where I do my first que for the day and wait 30+ minutes too. So I’m not sure that queing on a char for the first time that day really improves anything.

Still searching for the reason for why you would need or want 25 enhancement shamans. Only other thing I can think of is he’s somehow making money off of it but wouldn’t want to jump to conclusions. Just don’t understand the motivation.

Nobody believes you’re asking truthfully because you haven’t done anything else truthfully on this forum

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Man levelling is so trash. I can’t even level one class I have to get boosts or I don’t play lmfao

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What are you talking about? I’m pretend asking why he has 25 shamans?

Man, give it a rest. Go do something productive or go outside. Your negativity is exhausting.

man buys glad for money
man comes to the forum and uses purchased glad to talk crazy
man resorts to playground level “lol ur 1800” retorts to those without glad
man resorts to “why are you so negative” pleas to those with glad

what a sad, yet predictable, state of affairs

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Yeah exactly. You are pretending to wonder that. Dishonestly

Ha… this is wild. No, I’m not pretending to wonder why he has 25 shamans. I would like to know. Do you have a theory to share? Or imagine will continue to be toxic

Sigh… thank you for sharing your 1800 opinions again. No, I did not buy glad. Yes, I do have multiple characters significantly higher rated than you. Again, you should stop posting on here and actually play the game.

Also as your buddy Nelphy already mentioned, your other buddy Kennie actually admitted for buying boosting (again, which is hilarious). But I guess that doesn’t bother you in the slightest… because he’s your buddy i guess

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cuz they don’t want to deal with the arguments that their algorithm choices suck

you can argue about pretty much every single part of matchmaking systems, cuz there are peeps who want even matches and peeps who want the landslides and premades who want the welfare treatment

agree that, at a minimum, they should explain why q times are getting so long - to at least manage expectations of the players

like clock work

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There’s no shot we’re even trying to pull this after I pointed partners out.

It’s the classic Chewbacca defense. Confuse and distract rather than fight the allegations. It’s impressive but you can defeat the subterfuge by remaining focused on the crime.

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