My greetings. Pardon my rather cryptic name. I must keep my real identity sealed. You may however call me Baxter Deathbolt in the meantime. I was once one of sargeras’s most deadly goblin engineers. You guys really did me a major solid when you banished Sargeras to the shadow realm. Now that he is gone I am free to wreack havoc on the cosmos through my own accord. As we speak I am developing a massive army of fel goblins with technological terrors the likes of which you have never seen. Now one of my top priorities is turn all the Illidari into our humble servants raking in moola for us around the cosmos.
And this time around you won’t have any titans to protect you nor your precious Illidan to keep you safe. Now I’ve gotten word that you guys have been hiring gnomes lately that are apparently working on some deadly fel tech. I assure you. This will NOT be enough to protect you from my wrath. Once my plans are complete all the Illidari will permanent slaves working in factories. MWHWHAHAHA! Your doom is neigh!
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See this? This is how you challenge the Gnomish Illidari Forces.
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Yeah, about that…
/asphyxiate
/deathstrike
Welcome to the pecking order. Death Knights > Everything else.
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Did I mention that every one of my these goblins are also cyborg fel goblins outfitted with some of the most lethal fel tech in the universe?
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They will learn soon enough 
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Popo > Super Kami Guru > Death Knights > Everything else
Mo’arg lack the same brilliant intelligence that goblins do. That is why I replicate so many fel goblins. They use their intelligence to build deadly machines of destuction that in turn wreak havoc across Azeroth.
Don’t you mean “Super Kami Dende”?
Ever since the legion fell apart, these fel goblins have been hellbent on a quest for dominating the cosmos. They want to be the next legion superpower. I assure you they are no match for the supreme power of gnomish demon hunting technology. Outta my way. I have some fallen goblins to slay.
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Stay out of my way triffling gnome or rather join us as one of our mindslaves. We surely need someone to lug around our large piles of cash after all.
So where is this Felgoblin army anyway?
In stasis. In due time they shall be unleashed and ready collect our due payment.
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For a Goblin, you seem to have a faulty understanding of economics. The dead typically don’t have much need for material goods.
When I am through with you, your essence is going to be powering my fel touched mechastrider. Sure this is really profitable enough.
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Who said I am dead? Cyborgs implies part living.
When I am through with you, your essence is going to be powering my fel touched mechastrider. Sure this is really profitable enough.
Always wanted an illidari gnome working as a servant for me. Cracking you will be a deep pleasure.
How do you asphyxiate a tree?!?!
You kill the people trying to water it/feed it nutrients
