$#%@*&% prawns.
I hate you. I hate everything about you. I’ve hated you since Pandaria, which was otherwise my favourite expansion.
I hate your old empress. I hate your new empress.
I hate your swarms. I hate your extra legs.
I hate that daily quest where I have to be held by one of you as you fly around so I can drop bombs. Get your paws off me, you damn dirty stinking prawn!
I hate your ridiculous Heart of Fear raid which I still need transmog from.
I hate your sap. You do nothing but make sap. And where does it come out? Yeah, you know where all that sap comes out. It ain’t out of a tree.
I hate the goo that’s inside you. In other words, invertebrate version of: I hate your guts.
I hate how when I hit exalted with you, you told me that if the old gods came back, you would side with them, and I hate how I didn’t do anything about it. (If I had actual agency of my character, I would have exterminated you all.)
Look, I’m an old Star Trek fan. IDIC. Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations. But I draw the line at cockroaches. Pointy ears? Fine. Energy being? Fine. Evil vampire energy being? Fine. I’m sure there’s some way we can come to terms. But invertebrates? NO!
You have to draw the line somewhere. You just do. The people who came up with IDIC? Well they’re vegetarian, but they still eat plants, so clearly they draw the line at tree.
I’ve got no problem with trees. I love trees. Trees should be protected.
Cockroaches should be exterminated.
Sentient or not, cockroaches should be exterminated.