Dear Houjin Pandaren

Yall are a bunch underweight traitors. how could you look my gorgeous self in the face, a member of your own race, someone you prob grew up with, and KILL me? excuse you?

No im sorry, that’s just too cold for me, NO MORE DUMPLINGS FOR YOU.
and dont even think about coming anywhere near me at the family reunions

  • sincerely a gorgeous tushui.

P.S. yall need a wax… I felt i should mention it to you.

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Underweight? I’ll have you know I’m eating very well over here. But, if I ever did attack you, it was surely an accident. I never go after my own kind if I can help it. Pandaren have to stick together

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HEY! dont try to put the blame on me.

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Don’t get me started on the pompous ex-relatives :roll_eyes:… I go invade their city and steal their Bloodthistle just to knock em down a peg :shushing_face: :smiling_imp:.

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Huojin are thicc. Get your twig butt outta here, they’ll eat you under the table any day.

I want me a sexy Huojin male pandaren to make me waffles.

Listen sis, I don’t swing unless swung on, and even then, my past couple Warchiefs have been god-tier morons (Vol’jin excluded).

We’d prolly be better served just collectively kicking faction leadership until they get wise that cooperation is better than competition.