you arent as smart as gnomes, or as pretty/handsome. your machines are crude and full of glitches, and your oil-brand is second rate. you also smell bad and are poo faces. oh, and you make poor investment choices.
-signed, gnomes.
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Hmmmmm…
Are we going to have another Gnome VS Goblin rap battle again per chance? I still remember the last one we had, was glorious.
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Takes a seat on a wooden stool while eating some jerky, looking enthusiastic Oh boy, this should be fun to watch. May blood be drawn and nothing held back! Cheers
I think the only thing this thread proves gnomes are greater at is being insufferable.
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Who needs smarts and looks when you can have DRAMATIC FLAIR?
You gnomes are the very definition of sticks in the mud. I’d rather blow off all my limbs than be stuck in your shoes! In fact, toss me that spanner. I’m going to reverse-engineer this whole thread into an explosive JUST BECAUSE!!!
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Sounds like somebody got dumped by a Goblin.
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laughs and cheers LOK’TAR!
The only things gnomes are better at are punt-ability and tastiness.
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I have to agree with the Troll on that one! Their giggle is cute though and gnome death knights always makes me chuckle. Deathly Adorable XD
Goblins know how to party tho
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Do gnomes have hot rods? No? Didn’t think so.
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Look at this figure. I’m sex appeal given form. And in a week or two I’m gonna look even better. Now look at you. You’re a cocktail weenie with arms and legs…
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Would you care to buy some nose plugs? Put them in, and you won’t be smelling goblin ever again! 
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Dear goblins,
You probably don’t smell as bad as I do. Beautiful though I am, the scent of unwashed dog is nothing short of nauseating. Don’t worry about it too much.
Nonsense, ya mook. C’mere an let me show ya how well our bombs work!
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who cares about goblins ?
Sure, but at least we ain’t gnomes. 
Signed,
Goblins.
You know what, OP, you go to heck!
Dear goblins, you rock and I love ya’ll. No one else has this kinda spunk!
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You’re not speaking for all Gnomes, ya jealous girly!
I for one LOVE Gnome-Goblin partnerships. The most dangerous and amazing inventions!
(mained a gnome DK in legion)