Dear goblins of the Horde

Debtcollectr-bleeding-hollow · January 27, 2020, 6:03am

You owe me big! Lately it has come to my attention that the goblins of the horde have been skipping out on paying their fair share to the Azerothian Debt Collection Agency. What does this mean? It means the goblins bruisers are extra eager to earn their paychecks this season

Lejk-nagrand · January 27, 2020, 6:04am

I don’t owe no one nuthin!

Greed-maelstrom · January 27, 2020, 6:05am

It’s free real estate

Floyd-moon-guard · January 27, 2020, 6:10am

Then bring on the Bruisers. I don’t mind killing other Goblins who want to steal my gold.

Gilblin-dalaran · January 27, 2020, 6:14am

BRUISE THIS!! >:c

summons earth elemental

Schwartzy-wyrmrest-accord · January 27, 2020, 6:21am

You sure gotta lotta talk for sumone I could breathe on an’ watch fall over. Still, I ain’t takin’ any chances when it comes to my gold.

| Prepares the Debtinator |

Bring it, shortstack!

Gold-magtheridon · January 27, 2020, 6:31am

I pay my taxes only to the auction house via the 5% cut. And I guess when I buy tokens with gold I lose the $5 difference. Come to think of it, in getting ripped off!

No taxation without representation, don’t tread on me!!!

Debtcollectr-bleeding-hollow · January 27, 2020, 6:33am

Of course its not going to be me. I have friends who will handle the cash bagging.

Bipzi-wyrmrest-accord · January 28, 2020, 1:10am

I’m stuck at this part. I can’t fathom why I would pay such an agency a copper of my gold… especially since the Church of Bipzi is a registered non-profit tax fre… I mean legitiment religion that only helps those less fortunate!

Rosenylund-herod · January 28, 2020, 1:14am

Stop this Goblin on Goblin gang violence

Boomdoggle-zuljin · January 28, 2020, 1:17am

You keep away from my transmog, you hear?

Redsoùl-proudmoore · January 28, 2020, 1:38am

I feel left out.

Brunden-feathermoon · January 28, 2020, 1:42am

I accept payments in ale barrels…hic!

Severedspark-windrunner · January 28, 2020, 1:45am

Security, enforcement, extortion… we do it all!

Jinx-alexstrasza · January 28, 2020, 2:09am

You ain’t got enough in ya to come after me.

Ask your boss about “The Jinx” and see if he starts to sweat. If he tries actin’ tough, just mention Kezan, 7 years ago, August, and a certain Mrs. Flashbang.

That oughta make him squirm.

You need to know your people before you go tryin’ to exploit 'em, pal.

We’ll be seein’ ya, real soon…

Gaahr-whisperwind · January 28, 2020, 2:10am

if you’re feeling threatened by goblin kneecappers, feed me baked goods and I’ll protect you

i promise

Kobalos-hydraxis · January 28, 2020, 2:11am

Check’s in the mail. It’ll be the box that’s ticking.

Kiplix-area-52 · January 28, 2020, 2:16am

You guys kinda make me wish I was a goblin

Debtcollectr-bleeding-hollow · January 28, 2020, 3:19am

The boss is not really contempt with just one pile of gold. She wants to see mountains of gold filling the vaults from Azeroth’s most flagrant tax evaders. I am deeply afraid of her. When she wants her gold, she doesn’t stop until she gets it.

Shardling-hyjal · January 28, 2020, 3:38am

Tax threats mean little to someone who can be in another city within 10 seconds.