We would welcome you with open arms. Make the change today. You’ll thank me later.
Take care all you little ones.
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No more little hordies. I already keep accidentally stepping on furballs
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And risk another Warchief going rogue… No thanks
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Those Mechagnomes are filled with Metal…Gears?
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YES!!!
Everyone knows Gnomes are a perfect fit for the the Fabulous Furry Force.
We’d like Tauren in exchange, but if you’re going to quibble, 1-30 copper would work as well.
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There are already were.
He’s my assistant.
Sure, he’s not been plagued in the same manner as we have, but he is clearly plagued nonetheless. He’s bent the knee to Sylvanas, so he’s as much one of us as you or I.
And just between you and me… to be perfectly honest, I think the Dark Lady thought he was already bending his knee when he entered her chamber!
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No issues, we will punt them to you guys . 
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They are also safe from being punted. They hurt a lot when kicked.
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Personally I think the alliance can keep the gnomes. Goblins crack me up too much. 
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Iies. Belfs had a crusade against the last short race that joined horde.
I don’t speak for the race, I speak for myself, and I say goblins are hilarious. 
Case and point there’s a quest where you have to escort a GMOD machine down a river, when I heard “Users manuals are for schmucks!” I just about fell off my chair. XD
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reads the post, looks at the name
I see what you did there…
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The selling pitch is strong in this one.
We can trade belves and vulpera straight across for gnomes and robot gnomes. Pls blizz. 
We can trade belves and vulpera straight across for gnomes and robot gnomes.
Nah. All sales final my friend! You’re stuck with us. 
Can we get tauren in return at least?
I dont trust this…
i appreciate the offer, but i’d be too afraid an orc would hack me up and eat me… or a troll would trick me into being their soup… a belf would put me in their sweatshops… a undead would just eat me alive… a tauren would accidentally step on me like a goblin- generally i don’t think it’d be a good idea.
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