Dear ganking sers or madames

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How can you sense that brief moment when I pause to eat a few spoonfuls of cereal?

Are your noses turned up to the wind as you eagerly smack your lips, detecting just the faintest whiff of cheerios upon the crisp, Hillsbrad breeze?

Taught buttocks aquiver, do you giggle to yourselves imagining the surprise and shock upon my face as I desperately reach for my keyboard, spilling my hard-earned breakfast upon my be-toweled lap? Only for it all to be naught, as I sadly watch my hitpoints slip away whilst feeling my cheerios slide down betwixt my nethers and my legs, soiling the very seat upon which I sit?

The inquiring mind wants to know.

Sincerely,

Confused and Unaware

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That’s hot

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For all this fancy talk about cheerios and ganking, you misspelled sir, Sir. Unless you want me to call you ser?

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Always begin your day with a morning Cannibalize sprinkled with milk and sugar.

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Why is your lap be-toweled? Does this kind of thing happen often?

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Well why would I put clothes on if I’m not going anywhere?

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I imagine for some, good sir, they do indeed giggle for those very reasons.

Cheerio.

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If the actions of those whom of which are on the servers you resign are using pvp mechanics to bother you; I shall ask you a question. Why not play on a pve server? Or if in a bg, why are you not ready to pvp, when you hit the queue?

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you know it.

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