Dear Dwarfs

I’ve switched your ale with light ale.

I’ll put it back once I see proof that female Dwarfs exist.

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Oi! Are ye sayin’ that I need tae lose a few pounds??

Why, I ought to…

Eh, actually… Beer’s beer. :beers:

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We are always prepared. My secret stash will keep me going.

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Pretty sure that’s illegal in Ironforge. Good luck surviving Orc.

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Oh, dat be fightin werds

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Eh. All that really means is that our exports will increase for a while.

A long while after more dwarves taste beer that’s actually good for once.

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…Those aren’t light ale barrels. those are the dwarven urinals… Dwarves wouldn’t make a light ale.

On the plus side it’s still probably fairly alcoholic

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A dwarf is not a dwarf unless he knows how to home brew..

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I think dwarfs are born with the knowledge on how to brew.

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Dinna be touching me ale. An’ keep yer grubby paws ta yerself, unless ye wish to be proof that female orcs exist.

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i think they want to be referred to as little people… or midgets… idk.

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You can tell by where their beard is - up top or down low.

Oh no you didn’t orc.

Jokes on you, I like light ale

Nae! The only drinking problem ‘av got is that I don’t have a drink in my hand!!

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Aren’t beer goggles needed for the continuation of the dwarf species?

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And here we thought the faction war was over. :sweat_smile:

If you thought Yrel was mean to you, just wait until the dwarves get their hands on you. lol

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:wink:

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