Dear diary I was about to queue for a solo shuffle

The only person calling you daddy is the intern who’s salary is solely sales of raspberry Smirnoff ice

You quite literally put food on that guy’s table

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Im pretty sure this beverage only exists to introduce teenagers to alcohol and to prank your friends by icing them at parties.

Qd as disc, asked the dh round 1 how long he waited. He said 30 min. I insta left.

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The argument was actually in the hands of the majority they are not busted(Aka people like me). But are for the people who master them. I seriously doubt you even read the initial post…
I’m going to put the link here. But I know now for sure you will not read it.

I work a 60 hour work week man… I don’t ever think Ill be good even if I do stop the 30 minutes a week I spend on here giving you a hard time.

Harmful mentality :frowning:

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Some would say acceptance is the path to enlightenment

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Your mom has read every page, and has lost all hope of getting a grandchild out of you.
– Diary

Best I can do is agree to sucker punch any dude I see drinking a Monster energy drink. There’s a 75% chance they’re a DH main.

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Vibing in Nirvana

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