Dear Dark Iron - and the other Unsavories

Dear Dark Iron,
On the The Spicy Cat Scale:
1 Pepperokitteh
2 Jalegato
3 Cateyenne
4 Feralina Reaper
5 Pure Catsatan

I feel like a zero, zero, let me tell you wut it’s like to always feel, feel, like I’m pixels and there’s nothing really real, real. I’m looking for a way out!
digs in litter box