Day #5 as a male human

[Flebjr-moon-guard]

The milk will come dad, just give me a few more days.

Just make sure it’s not Orc milk again papa - that stuff causes nothing but problems!

[Fleb-emerald-dream]

There’s a code here isn’t there

/SIGH … Yes, he puts it in every entry!

Dear d I ar Y n O is E s outside ME c L ub conga line. smooth skin human mou V ement, More join in, line long F inish at inn spend time WI th druids, but is drunk blur. get back hideout sleep

IYOEMELVFWI

I LVOE YM EFWI

I LOVE MY WIFE

Oh my dearest undead darling Fleb! That human skin must be starting to rot by now. Haven’t they lifted the banhammer so you can come home to me?

Junior and Flebles need their dad, and I miss picking up the pieces that fall off you every night and sewing them back onto you every morning!

I know you miss me love, but i like to get you real wild when i get back 8).

I got some tats! Where!

I want one too papa!!

But where do we put them so they don’t rot off? Does it only work on your human skin?

Human skin only son.

Its up to you my friend, what could it mean.

I’m gonna have to go back now and look at the other four entries in your diary

Have fun in your search!

Has anyone else literally just started only reading the bold parts?

I thought there was a secret message

Maybe there is one my cutie.

This was a good read. Made cuter by the slightly incorrect English.

Thanks, i know i’m pretty cute.

Gotta be honest the inner ARG guy in me can’t help but wonder if there’s something more elaborate going on here or if this is a dude just looking to have fun posting.

I’ll let you think about it 8)

Help! Some weird goat lady took me to her dungeon and it threatening me with something called the waggle!!! NO WANT NO WANT! Wut do I does Unka FLEB!! HEPS!!!

Just follow the lady orders and you should survive.

The milk will come dad, just give me a few more days.

Just make sure it’s not Orc milk again papa - that stuff causes nothing but problems!

Orc milk is delicious!

[Jórix-earthen-ring]

Maybe there is one my cutie.

I just know it says “Drink more Ovaltine.”

[Falfruen-proudmoore (Falfruen)]

I think i did stuff with some druids and some ladies too, but the rest is drunk blur at this point . . .

But we went into Stormwind and got matching tattoos? How could you forget?

I got some tats! Where!

Haven’t you sat down?

[Flebswife-moon-guard]

I know you miss me love, but i like to get you real wild when i get back 8).

My dreams will be sweet tonight my love

[Tinyangry-shadowsong (Tinyangry)]

Day five was all I had hoped for

Keep up the good work.

[Carissaria-aggramar]

@Fleb-emerald-dream

I think i did stuff with some druids and some ladies too

I think you are drunk, young man. Put the stick down!

Don’t do something we will both regret!

@Tinyangry-shadowsong

Day five was all I had hoped for

Keep up the good work.

Looks like a cotton candy with a couple mutations