Day #5 as a male human

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I envy your luxurious life…

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I print them all out and keep them under my pillow dearest.

I do intend to link them all up so the growing gaggle of Flebites who are following The Amazing Adventures of Fleb (The Fleb Diaries) ™ know where to look.

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So, I leave town to hunt some hordies and then suddenly everyone starts to have fun, I see how it is…

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But we went into Stormwind and got matching tattoos? How could you forget?

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FLEBBYKINS! I salute you and give you box of cookies for your den and a small house warming gift of a few towels and scented candles.

:cookie:

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You think you do, but you dont.

Best woman.

I’m sorry love.

I got some tats! Where!

You are the best, thank you timbit.

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I used the bolded words as tldr version, hope this is the correct way to read your post.

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA… you have my like :smile:

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/sees some of the strangest things when she stealths into Stormwind to spy on the Alliance.

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Dear diary noises outside me club Conga line. smooth skin human mouvement, More join in, line long finish at inn spend time with druids, but is drunk blur. get back hideout sleep

There’s a code here isn’t there

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You could be missing out key elements of the story.

You are welcome my cow monster.

Stormwind is the best place around darling.

Its up to you my friend, what could it mean.

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/SIGH … Yes, he puts it in every entry!

IYOEMELVFWI

I LVOE YM EFWI

I LOVE MY WIFE

Oh my dearest undead darling Fleb! That human skin must be starting to rot by now. Haven’t they lifted the banhammer so you can come home to me?

Junior and Flebles need their dad, and I miss picking up the pieces that fall off you every night and sewing them back onto you every morning!

:heart_eyes: :kissing_heart: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heart:

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I want one too papa!!

But where do we put them so they don’t rot off? Does it only work on your human skin?

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I’m gonna have to go back now and look at the other four entries in your diary

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I thought there was a secret message :frowning:

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My da is a great man

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This was a good read. Made cuter by the slightly incorrect English.

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Gotta be honest the inner ARG guy in me can’t help but wonder if there’s something more elaborate going on here or if this is a dude just looking to have fun posting.

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Help! Some weird goat lady took me to her dungeon and it threatening me with something called the waggle!!! NO WANT NO WANT! Wut do I does Unka FLEB!! HEPS!!!

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Excuse me?!? My husband is out prancing around wearing a HUMAN (/shudder) skin and you think he is having FUN?

For the love of all that is holy, have a heart!

#bringflebhome