Darnassian refugee walks by

Clicks on refugee.
“My goods are of the highest quality.”
Ummmmm, miss, you don’t have a merchant tag?
Just what exactly are these highest quality goods you’re selling?

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Times are tough, okay? They do what they gotta do.

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I think they selling those leaves that got stuck in they hair. Given they got that option at the start of Shadowlands they’re probably attached by some good ol’ Stormwind street grease.

One of them tried to sell me Goldclover, told me it would make me sleep deeper then ones in the Emerald Dream, he seemed to vanish when a patrol of guards made the rounds though.

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sill the best NPC to spam click on

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If by “high quality” they mean “burnt, melted and covered in soot… and also still in Teldrassil…”

Ballistics out front.
Cake in the back.

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Sounds like the Scarlett Crusade could help these refugees find a new home in the plaguelands and Stratholm!

Worgen, Gnomes and Night Elves… and kind of Draenei.

So many alliance are homeless. When is Andean going to do anything?!

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As someone who has bought the products of almost all races in each faction, I can say is true.

Note: I have not purchased Forsaken nor Gnome goods.

Kindling.

Ask her if she will dance on a mail box… for a price.

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I bought a cockroach pet in undercity.

Reminds me of the DK player ghouls having vendor-ghoul sounds, back in Wrath which was very funny. Of course it was fixed quickly.

You’d click on some random DK’s ghoul and it’d be like “…SALE… HERE!”

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Gnomes officially got a home and are united with Mechagnomes, end of BfA.

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Wisps in a jar.

(giggles and dashes off to try it lolololo)

:cookie:

Probably body parts and organs.

Also hoping to sell Worgens some tails.

:panda_face:

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Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

I don’t know I’m a tauren, I just know that Nelfs are super okay with killing wisps and just assume they’re okay with selling them as well.