So I am extremely curious where all the sewage comes from in Dalaran Sewers? This needs to be addressed. There isn’t any toilets in dalaran so where is it all come from?
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Two words: enchanted underwear.
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If it was enchanted then wouldn’t that make it unnecessary to have the sewers in the first place? Does enchanted underwear make you immune to it or does it teleport it?
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The appalling truth is that all of those sewer entrances?
Those are Dalaran’s toilets.
The Kirin Tor have issues, man.
It’s a relic of a time before magic poops. That’s why everyone moved down there.
Someday I’ll use this as a plot point in a pen-and-paper FRPG campaign. Magical toilets send the waste somewhere. The residents of somewhere aren’t happy about that AT ALL. Soon they’ll be arriving to take their revenge…
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It probably just gets teleported right out of their gut and over the fields, where “fertilizer” rain then pours down.
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Mages dont need toilets.
They just make a portal to the dalaran sewers and do their business into the portal…
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That makes sense. I remember a story where something like that happened … maybe it was the floating cities from The Ringworld Engineers?
That said, I still like the notion of enraged outsiders showing up complaining about the Rain of Poo.
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The mental image of little portals opening up over some poor farmer’s fields while “rain” falls out is just too hilarious!
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Haha I honestly never thought about this. The sewers are like bigger than the town too. Why so much?!?
Plus I think if you’re floating in the sky, you can probably just have toilets flush into the air and land on the ground below.
Yes during legion, all that green you saw in the zones wasn’t from the fel, it was from Dalaran’s sewage. When you can conjure food from thin air, well…you know.
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Poor rogues :c