My grandma said to my grandpa this morning, “ask me how I slept,” and he responded, “with your eyes closed.”
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Why are peppers so good at archery?
Because they Habanero.
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Where are all the dad jokes kept? In the dada base.
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How do you find the hidden Tauren in the apple tree?
Look for the fuzzy apples.
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
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I don’t think it’s possible to make a 10 char dad joke.
Dad Jokes was too short of a thread title.
That is the ultimate dad joke.
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When does a bad joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent
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did you hear the rumor about butter?
well i ain’t spreading it
Someone asked me where I keep all my dad jokes.
I keep them in a dad-a-base.