Curious how exactly devs make a coffee?

I think it’d be neat if they had magic cups and they filled themselves. Maybe a floating Disney spoon adding sugar and stirring back to front, not left to right, after the magic milk made it’s way into the mix.

I love your theory but I doubt they have ever made a cup of coffee. They all seem like Starbucks drinkers to me.

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:rofl:

I love this thread

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The ole percolator takes about 18 minutes.

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Which is about how long my coworkers seem to take to make themselves a cup of coffee.

There was a guy in one of my old positions (still in the same company) who used to take about 20 minutes to make coffee. He had this absolutely gigantic mug and would sit in the breakroom and literally brew 3 pots of coffee to fill it. That definitely took longer than a delve.

That it explains why you’re different from all the other Orcs .

You see, they have these pet monkeys…

“Bake 15 -20 minutes or golden brown.”

Checks out! Delve time = Jiffy cornbread time.

/moo :cow:

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Lets face it OP, you have nothing better to do. :smirk:

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What kind of sick freak puts milk in their coffee? Real player drink their coffee black.

I like my coffee like I like my soul, dark and bitter.

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I thought it was to make a cup of coffee, not to buy one. I can guarantee if you go into a Starbucks with a laptop, buy a cup of coffee and sit down to do your delve, whatever drink you may order has a very good chance of being done before your delve.

It literally takes like 2-3 mins for me to make a coffee with my Kurig thing…

They should have compared it to something better than coffee xD

Columbian Cartels took them all hostage an… y mientras escribo esto, es probable que comience la programación… Primero, notas un cambio en el idioma principal, segundo, notas que todos los personajes de World of Warcraft tendrán tez más oscura… Por último, los bollos de maná comenzarán a parecerse a tacos, y en lugar de frascos parecerá que se está bebiendo de una botella de mezcal.

¡Por la Horda! ¡Por la Revolución!

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I’m cold brew exclusive these days, so…overnight? Seems extreme.

I drink Beaumont Instant coffee from Aldi’s. It’s good!

¡POR LA HORDA!

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If anyone is complaining about delves it’s pathetic. They aren’t that challenging, long, and give heroic weekly loot. Reducing time would make it too easy. Actually…I’ll give you this. Let’s reduce time it takes but vault you max out at normal gear. Happy with that?

:notes: oh fancy pants rich Mcgee over here … :notes:

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¡En efecto, mi hermana elfa de sangre!

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