Cult of Cthulhu megathread!

This is for those who have been called. For those of us that worship the void and work tirelessly to bring about the return of the old ones.

It is a place to discuss and consult the scripture and work towards bringing about the end of days.

Non cult members aren’t welcome, you have your own hokey religion’s megathreads.

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Nzoth is better heathen :octopus:

I for one welcome our rainbow-tentacled overlord.

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Cuttlefish of Cthulu?

I hate seafood though!

Cuttlefish are like Cherubs of Cthulhu. So cute.

You may like that though lol

I’m not trying to be that guy but I will laugh if they consider this religion and 404 it.

Not laugh as in laugh at you but laugh as in oh my goodness this is where we are

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Salmon and tuna is cool, but good god everything else get’s so messy or it’s too chewy and I’m like I don’t eat to suffer

But its the one true religion and all non-believers will be swallowed by our dark lord!

Would absolutely not be surprised if that was the case.

Bruh

We’re supposed to control the Void, not worship it!



Sounds kinky but my soul is bound to my magic 8 ball

So you’re saying there’s going to be whips?

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Nah normal people aren’t as stupid as the person from previous thread.

Not only whips, but also Chains of Domination

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Will there be a deli tray?

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What of the Acolytes of Azathoth or the followers of Nyarlathotep?

Takoyaki sourced from Blackfathom Deeps

/evil laugh
/dance