Culling of Stratholme

Ya, this is nice for the lore and everything, but please for the love of god speed up the pace of the rp and running.
That and so we don’t have to keep clicking arthas to make him move. Almost always forget that we have to do that

This dungeon is a complete drag to do and makes me want to ditch everytime I get it from random dungeon q.

The modern gamer.

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It might make a nice m+ dungeon for next season.

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It just makes me angry they didn’t transfer the voice acting from wc3 into it.
:unamused:

Lol it’s outdated content no one’s running anymore. Extreme majority of the people who are running it are leveling and just doing it for xp. There’s no need for the turtle’s pace of this dungeon, and I’m someone who generally likes story/lore.

There’s a line.

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i thought there was an option to skip the rp and warp straight to the start…

Glad you could make it, Uther.

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watch your tone with me boy you may be the prince but im still your superior as a paladin.

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Bingo.

/10 char

This is the player legion created. This is why I hate Legion.

A Vulpera, too.

Instablocked.

Been playing since end of Cata, and I played classic for a while, too. Think ur realllly missing the point if ur making silly statements like this.

And?

Oh no, u must have been an indispensable source of wisdom here on the forums. Surely this’ll ruin me.

You know they aren’t gonna change it.

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No, no, NO!
You’re all doing it wrong.
Ahem


Arthas : Glad you could bake it, Uther.

Uther the Lightbringer: Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the waiter, but I’m still your superior as a chef.

Arthas: As if I could forghetti. Listen Uther, there’s something about the plaguette you should knead…

Arthas : Oh no! It’s too late! These peopleroni have all been infectedanana! They may look al dante now, but it’s a matter of thyme before they turn into the undeadible!

Uther the Lightbringer : What?

Arthas: This entire citrella must be peeled.

Uther the Lightbringer: How can you even cook that?! There’s got to be some other whey.

Arthas : Damn it, Umami, as your future chef, I order you to broil this city!

Uther the Lightbringer : You are not my chef yet, boyardee. Nor would I obey that command if you were!

Arthas : Then I must consider this an act of seasoning.

Uther the Lightbringer : Seasoning? Have you sauced your mince, Arthas?!

Arthas : Have I? Lord Umami, by my right of succession and sovereignty of my crown of roast pork, I hereby rehydrate you from your commandard and suspenderoni your pepperoni from service.

Uther the Lightbringer : Arthas! You can’t just–

DING!

Arthas : It’s done! For those of you who have the will to taste this flan, follow me! The rest of you… get out of my kitchen!

Uther the Lightbringer : You’ve just tossed a terrible salad, Arthas.

Arthas : Jaina?

Jaina Proudmoore : I’m sorry Arthas… I can’t watch you cook this.


The Cooking of Stratholme

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