@Ruffle-not a fan of gummy sharks at all. .-. gummy worms and bears are good though.
fixed it. 
Walks in, uses cane to hobble out!
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I bought my rib roast for Christmas. 
Iām going to make au jus and herb roasted potatoes. Have a pumpkin pie too. 
Going to try hamburgers on the ninja grill. So far we are loving that thing. Tomorrow will be soup and 
not sure for Wednesday.
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That sounds delicious, Iām jealous! 
Christmas around hereās gonna be quiet this year. My sister-in-law just got back a positive COVID test and then subsequently tested negative, but we wonāt really know for sure until she tests again in a few days. Sheās asymptomatic, but our bubbleās now on individual isolation since she was part of it. Weāre all fine, but this happened yesterday, so itāll be at least New Yearās before we visit again.
So, just my wife and I. Probably do some lamb or a very small turkey. And yams. Always yams.
In years gone by we would do Pozole or Menudo as well ā¦ I miss those days! Gonna definitely push for the comeback next year!
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Itās just my husband and me and my two sons who live with us. A bubble of four.
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Yeah, we usually have eight or nine, depending. TBH I donāt mind a quiet one this year. Itās been a tough one in 436 different ways. 
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I think I will put out candles on the table, napkins, and the fork and knife in the right spot!
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Hereās to next year being better!
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The dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
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Iāve always assumed tripe was fine, as the large Italian-American community here as well as the Mexican immigrant community both make use of it in recipes that have good reviews; but as a former meat packer who had to pull the stomachs and dissect them (you have to experience the reaction to the stomach acid on your hands) I donāt eat tripe yet, may get over this prejudice in time; but for now, I donāt eat tripe.
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Eh, I generally donāt either. Iāve tried it, but I stick to pozole, since itās nearly the same thing as the menudo but without the pansa lol.
My wife, tho, sheās all over it. She even buys the canned menudo when thereās no pots of it being made. Me, I can ā¦ ermā¦ I can politely eat a bowl if I am served it. Tastes fine. Psychologically, NOPE.
Pozole always! I have had both almost completely homemade.
/BBQ Centaur
Are you working this Christmas?
Iāll be here, yes. I think itās just me and Orlyia on the 25th.
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Good. I have a feeling that this is going to be an odd Christmas. With the new consoles getting horded by scalpers and Cyberpunk being DoA.
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Think u meant cyberjunk lol.
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Holy Gnomes, Batman! Stardew Valley just updated!
The change log is making me 
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Donāt forget to go outside and check out the great conjunction on the west coast before it goes down to far to see. If you donāt know what that is, itās Jupiter and Saturn side by side in the sky. And, if you look on the other side of the moon, find the bright orangish star, and thatās Mars
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Tried to foggy barely saw the moon.
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Iām not going to be around much. Typing one handed is too hard.
Iām an idiot.
https://imgur.com/a/EV35kMC
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Ouch! Sewing accident?
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