Crusader is the michael jordan of hpal

  1. Best in the game by far? yup
  2. extremely toxic? yup
  3. no one wants to play with him but hes so good they do anyway? yup
  4. can dunk? yup on 13hundo peasants
  5. lives with his mom? ok u got me there

anyway hes pretty good at hpal

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You spelled Lebron wrong

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in what universe is he the best holy paladin

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Crusadmies first name is Michael… You MAY be onto something here…

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5 rank 1s last season almost same number as rings

getting rank 1 when rmpala is the easiest comp to play to success? yup.

I swear im seeing rmpala kidney, hoj into cheap shot on healers busting all cooldown + drestgat / bike trinket tunnel into healer at 2.5k+ and they still think rogue mage is hard to play? Its just turbo with ccs at this point.

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dont be clownin on mj like that

eww a bronsexual sorry bro mr. 3-6 mafia will never be the goat

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I like the part when he calls his partner garbage…

he’s only following in the footsteps of the great mike. he would punch teammates in practice to keep them in line. its called being an alpha male bro

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big damn judge

Was M. Jordan toxic?

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Yes, he’s one of the well known celebrities to not be as cool as he appeared in space jam.

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Fun fact about Space Jam. Michael Jordan never actually got to work with Bugs Bunny face to face. A lot of people don’t know this.

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Most entertaining stream of all time IMO. not because of him, IMO hes extremely annoying, his voice and the screeching is like nails on a chalkboard.

But its insane how he says the most vile insults to people and his chat loves it, and thinks its funny… are there really that many mean people on this planet? I guess so I mean he has almost 1000 people who sub to him and makes hundreds in donations every day.

Its crazy that he lives with his mom and yells at the top of his lungs numerous times a day and she just lets it happen, i wonder what the neighbors must think of him.

Its crazy how skinny his legs are. I wonder if he would like to me made fun of by a guy who actually looks like a real man . He has admitted on stream that he is 130 pounds… thats smaller than most middle school kids.

Its crazy that people seem to enjoy being called garbage, worthless, scum… they either have no spine or have a fetish for being gucked.

Its a glorious train wreck of mystery and I cant turn away. Would never sub or donate though, but i do enjoy the free mysterious entertainment.

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The people that enjoy crusader’s stream are the same people that voted for trump.
Fact.

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Can confirm as someone who subs to crusader, the most legendary Paladin in the game.

hey now this isn’t trade chat