This is a story for the ages. Truly a Dwarf among men. He goes by the name of Gilmli. Now I know you are not suppose to use names in the forums but this is a special case. For this Dwarf is a God in the making of his own mind and you need to know his name or he will be discarded into the waste like every other person who has tried to achieve God status. I am here to help him achieve this status.
Now I do not know his origins. I can only assume he was a recent server transfer, but he has quickly washed his hands on many a guild’s raid roster. I have spoken to him about this and his response each time is. “Just trying to find a guild that fits Me.” Now I know he should really be trying to adapt to these guild’s not the other way around. But like most Gods he cannot see past his own self worth.
You might ask how does one become a God? If you have seen him around you know he has bamboozled err I mean he has started many 20 and 40 man raids to help him farm the items he hard reserves for himself. Each week riding with a new guild tag. It does not matter if it takes 5 hours to form he will stand in Stormwind all day beckoning for people to come help him farm his items and they can not resist the lure of a double soft reserve MC. Once this man gets his Thunderfury from pugs he will become the first God of Pagle. He may even become the new Mayor of Stormwind. You might have noticed the recent construction of the statue near the bank. Always dwarves hammering away all around it and on the very top probably re-constructing it to his image. Better watch your back tipjar.
If you know this dwarf and have stories of his bravery, courage or down right whining when another Jom Gabbar is given to a tank over him please share so we can spread his legacy. Or maybe this thread will be flagged and I get the banhammer for being a simple disciple of the great Gilmli.
But I am excited to see which guild he is running with next week. Possibilities are Endgame. (See what I did there)
