Cranky Quarantine Thread

I know we’ve already harped on Azerite not being that impressive before, but it was really neat how the Azerite War Machine, a weapon of such impossible horror that it caused the war to skip a beat, was destroyed by Anduin and his pointy stick.

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Alliance bias

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Agreed, it absolutely is. As long as Anduin is on the Alliance, and the writers are so clearly biased towards his story and needs, that bleeds over to some forms of Alliance bias.

Perhaps WoW has numbed me to anything but the worst butbI thoroughly enjoyed Lyse. She never got on my nerves

Any group that requires members to “Hail” somebody is automatically mocked by me for life.

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Hail anduin

Hail Zunde.

We shall mourn at the altar of utter bullcrap that is last nights klondike bar.

we might actually get some this week if youre on the east coast. stay safe out there, y’all

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A+ dad joke.

Well done

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Let me tell you a god damn story.

A few months back i left my nintendo switch in the car and it started hailing (I live in florida.) This does not happen all this often.

I wait a bit and it stops so i go grab my switch case out of the car as i shut the door case slung around my neck it starts up again

A hail ball about the size of a baseball nails me right on the shoulder every other hunk of hail is tiny but just this one giant hunk zeros in on my shoulder

A sharp surge of pain followed by numbness as my arm just goes limp noodle.

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this is why frost spec > fire spec

Nah they’re not calling for any around here

I still absolutely love that the big reveal for how azerite is changing the very face of warfare between the Alliance and Horde was Sylvanas rolling out a slightly bigger tank, and then it just becomes pretty gunpowder kegs for the rest of the expansion.

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Just want to say I hope they do a refresh of the team. With all their reorgs they ought to put someone new in Danuser’s seat. Maybe dial back the “pure cringe” JUST A LITTLE BIT ffs.

You know what we thought would be interesting in 2018/2019? Siege towers going toe-to-toe. Castles and stuff. And showing that Sylvanas can turn into a ghost now – speaking of ‘toe-to-toe’ have you seen hers? ***you must be level 125 to read the rest of this interview**

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I just took 40 points of Psychic damage.

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I’m angry because it’s so gawt dang plausible that he actually said this.

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how could you do this to us
after all we’ve been through

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That one in particular seems a bit hypocritical when you consider in that very same battle they have Jaina pimp in with arcane cannon blasts and blight clearing waves of frost.

Granted she never used that ship again after but that’s aside the point.

Addendum: After going through this I feel it prudent to mention that I wrote this before reading through all the recent posts.

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While we’re at it, how many weapons of mass destruction does WoW have now?

Blight, Mana Bombs, Azerite bombs, The Catapults That Shoot Across An Ocean And Burn Entire Tree But Only If The Current Warchief Gets Her Feelings Hurt Otherwise They’re Just Regular Catapults…

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You know what would be funny. With nightelves connection the the emerald dream and druidism. Their connection with nature. Stuff like using natural bio luminescence

What if the nelves actually bypassed or simply forgot what fire was

“What sort of solar magic is eating the large piece of tender we live on”