Cows in pants?

Now Blizz you’re just being silly. Who gets up in the morning and says “let’s put cows in pants”?.

Please stop embarrassing yourselves and remove the pants restrictions on mogs.

Remember no pants means a happy Tauren.

Thanks

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Just wear a kilt.

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I agree, just remove taurens

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/facepalm , yeah, I took the bait after a 20 second mental debate. Good luck, my furry friend! Lol

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What kind of tauren doesn’t know that we are the only race with an underwear mog via our heritage set…

The cow council has spoken you need to turn over your tauren card.

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Okay okay but…bear with me I have a brilliant idea! What if…wait for it…pants IN cows?!?

This is a slippery slope that’ll end with pantsless vulpera.

Do you want pantsless vulpera? Because this is how we get pantsless vulpera.

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Eww it’s still so raw that it made a GD post

Some of those furry races in shadowlands don’t wear pants.

What they should do is let tailors and leatnerworkers make some swimwear chests and pants for mogs. Just give them crappy stats. I don’t think plate needs it since they have a ton of bikinis already, but to be fair blacksmiths as well.

The key to having no pants on is beard size…hic!

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I actually think my Tauren paladin looks great in his heritage speedo. Passed down for generations!

His family line boasted the most glorious calves! The juiciest flanks! Other Tauren witnessed these godly gams with admiration and despair!

For the Earth Mother!

slaps Voladorius for looking at my pants or rather lack thereof… “Why I never!”

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We’re cows!
We’re cows in pants!
Going around defending the people’s rights!

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The internet rarely lets us down.

An for the non-Scots out there, it’s pronounced “Coo”.

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Misread this as ‘Cows in my pants’.
I just realized the game is missing cow pants as a transmog option.

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Pants are there to cover up your filthy loin cloth.

it wouldn’t be so filthy if blizzard offered more underwear options

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Or at least an update.