We’re not cute. We don’t like to be hugged. We really don’t like to be pat on the head.
And for the love of Thermaplugg…
We do NOT like to be picked up.
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Might have to watch out when this happens, as it might be a set up for a punt.
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D’awwwww picks up look at the cute widdle gnomie…kisses head… looks around…punts
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Would you rather be cooked and eaten?
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I think you like all of that stuff and this is just some reverse psychology crap to trick people into giving you head pats and the like.
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And you’re just willing to let this happen?
Cow tipping is a thing too, you know, and even I don’t like that.
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gnome on gnome action.
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That sounds disgusting.
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You’re even cuter when you’re annoyed.
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How can a FORSAKEN say this?
I thought they hated everything.
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Ok … /punt!
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Stop it.
D:
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Do you like to be eaten though? Tasty little bandit
A) I’m horde, so if it is happening in alliance towns, I can’t easily stop it.
B) I might stop it if I saw it, but keep in mind how some can act when they think/know no one is watching.
I am not a fan of gnome punting unless the gnome is making a pest of themselves, in which case it might be “would you rather be punted or flattened by a hoof”
/catches and sets the gnome down gently
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Picks up gnome happily. “Aww who is a cute angry little Gnome! Keep this up no cake after dinner!”
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Fact: the first Tauren to be tipped was actually tipped by a gnomish invention created for the express purpose of demonstrating that gnome were not, in fact, cute but capable to toppling even the mighty bovine-man. It was adorable.
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Guys you know if grind up gnome and tuaren they make a great meatloaf.
I greatly thank you.
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I agree you shoudn’t play with your food. Just boil it or braise it slowly over a fire.
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Awww a gnome … how cute.
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