Corrupt-A-Wish GD Edition!

Community General Discussion
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Lets have some fun. Lets currupt each others wishes.

I wish Andiun would marry someone within the next patch.

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It’s Princess Theradras.

I wish we could have 2H frost back.

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It’s less dps than blood.

I wish more people played gnomes and kul tirans.

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More players went gnome and kul tiran, but even more left to play on the Horde.

I wish we got to explore the age of Black Empire.

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The entire experience is narrated by milhouse manastorm.
I wish shadowlands brought new spell animations for every class.

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Wish granted! But it’s the Hearthstone animation.

I wish I had more motivation to play lately.

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Wish granted! But you lose everything IRL except your subscription!

I wish I was next in line to be Lich King

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Wish granted! But the current lich king is never ever killed so you’re forever “the next in line”.

I wish we could finally get some devilsaur mounts in game

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Granted, but they’re mini devilsaur’s called raptors.

I wish we had PvP vendors.

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Granted, but you need an exalted reputation to use them.

I wish druids had a duck form.

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Granted, but it’s always duck season D:

I wish WoW had playable, “pretty boy” versions of each race.

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Granted, all races are now Blood Elves.

I wish the Horde and Alliance would play nicely together.

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Granted, but at the cost of any race individuality.

I wish dps utility was a thing again - if you say granted at the cost of dps the jokes on you, that’s exactly what I want.

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Granted, but it’s all on the already meta classes.

I wish rogues could dual wield pistols.

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Wish Granted! All rogues are now Yosemite Sam.

I wish for a fishing rod that casts out five lines at once.

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Granted! But you can only click one of the 5 per cast.

I wish for every removed item to be returned to the game.

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Your wish is Granted but every item that was not removed now becomes removed from the game.

I Wish for Sylvanas to get killed off forever from World Of Warcraft.

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Wish granted. But she is now the only raid boss in every raid.

I wish I could own the legendary mount from the opening of AQ.

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Granted, but right after you get the mount you are perma banned.

I wish man’ari were an allied race.

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Granted, but the rep grind takes 5 years to complete.

I wish Thrall was warchief again.

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