What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
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What do mermaids use when they wash their fins? They use Tide…
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Wondering who pants it came off of
Here’s one for ya
Why couldn’t the green bell pepper practice archery…because it didn’t habanero get it lol.
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What’s the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble-shooting.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbit says “I might be a typo”.
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What’s the difference between a bird and a braid?
The letter A.
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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved.
Did you SEA what I did there I’m SHORE you did… I’ll see myself out now
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i have a lot of really bad dbz jokes.
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Best time to go to a dentist?
Two thirty.
Always gets a sensible chuckle out of me.
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says “I might be a Type-O."
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“Shrimp fried rice?”
“How?”
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The corn stalks decided to hold a ceremony to honor their favourite scarecrow.
They wanted to congratulate him on being out standing in his field.
Someone told me they had a good corn pun.
I live in a hut made from corn husks, so needless to say I was all ears.
Plain popcorn? I’m sorry, but you can really do a lot butter than that.
. If corn oil comes from corn, what does baby oil come from?
Minerals. What did you think I was going to say?
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goku walks into a restaurant and orders vegetable soup. he receives said soup and asks the waiter “why aren’t there any raditzes in my vegeta-able soup? also did you stick my soup in the COOLER it’s really cold.”
Why do seagulls fly of the sea?
Summary
because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
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Did you hear about the guy who evaporated?
He will be mist.
Alright, everybody who believes in Telekinesis, raise my hand!
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I assume you meant “didn’t go to the doctor”.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the deer cross the road?
A: He was stapled to the chicken.