are making headlines.
ba dum … psssh!
Happy Sunday, y’all 
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Dad!?! Is that you!?
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https://i.imgur.com/YAGpXPd.png
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That was my exact reaction when I saw the flavor sign out in front of a Highway 101 motel with this travesty of a joke. I love it 
Anybody else got some horrible Dad humor to share??
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We can have corduroy pillow cases?
“my ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!”
“my wife is still really mad at me that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my bags and right.”
“today my son asked ‘can I have a book mark?’ and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.”
“how do you make holy water? you boil the hell out of it!”
“I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, don’t know what he laced them with but I was trippin’ all day!”
“did you know the first french fries weren’t cooked in france? they were cooked in greece!”
“i’m reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down!”
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C:Mechagon\Directory\Humor\Dadjokes
Accessing Dadjokes…
Access granted!
(Humor): “Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.”
(Humor): “To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!”
(Humor): “The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.”
(Humor): “5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.”
(Error): DOES NOT COMPUTE!
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What ever happened to corduroy?
I used to have some awesome clothes, but they don’t make it anymore.
My guess is too many friction fires.
Keep ‘em coming y’all. There’s some dad-humor gold in this thread
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