Convince me to roll Horde

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Orcs are ugly, troll’s arms are too long, the undead are missing chunks of their physical body, and tauren remind me of growing up on the farm and dealing with the aggressive Angus bulls.

Every race is obviously smelly and they don’t speak common, like a bunch of heathens.

The Alliance will never fall and we will crush this filthy horde invasion!

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Roll horde or I will never sent you a Christmas card ever again.

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He also won’t be invited to my above-ground pool party

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Humans are trash because … welll your hopefully already a human IRL
Dwarfs are cool but they drink a lot and look like fat Gnomes
Night Elfs have floppy ears and look like they wished they could be horde but gave up half way through development

and gnomes…

sigh

are just … terrible…

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Convince you? Nah.

I’ll just steamroll you instead.

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you can not be horde . because horde are all about honor and be loyal , something your not if you cross faction, horde player are just a different breed something you will never understand

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coz we have Thrall. The best Warchief , shaman in the history of wow.

That and we Generally have a decent skilled player base and a booming auction house.

Barrens is a great place to level and read chat. cant play classic with out barrens chat its just to good

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It’s pointless trying to argue with a bunch of monstrous raving lunatics.

P.S. I’ll have my own super secret pool party in Loch Modan, and I’ll invite all my Allie buddies (except Nelfs, they may as well be horde.)

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Trolls are just unevolved elves.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/wowwiki/images/f/f8/Trollstammbaum.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100819130316

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Trolls are the masters of Voodoo and awesome drum beats to which they out dance any alliance race

Ka and may i add Boom :slight_smile:

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My point exactly, we should banish all Nelfs to the horde, they live on that dirty continent Kalimdor anyways.

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No matter how much blizzard try to hype it up and make it sound cool… for the alliance is nothing compared To the raw emotion and epicness that For the Horde!!! Conjures.

For the HORDE

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That sounds like fun until we raid yalls little party.

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You blood elves are just fallen high elves, all elves are traitors and infidels, and should be sent through the dark portal with a fierce boot!

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Ok, I’ll convince you to roll Horde

:thinking:

Sorry, couldn’t come up with any reasons :man_shrugging:

https://giphy.com/gifs/nerdist-dd-dungeons-dragons-celebridnd-YVs50TiMEbFRVgkIDV

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That’s it, no christmas card for you!.

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That GIF should sum up exactly why you should go Horde

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Excuse me?

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No thx, once you’ve been a part of the alliance scum we would rather have nothing to do with you

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I’ve liked very few princess elves in my time, but you, I like you.

Will you be the Legolas to my Gimli?

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