Conspiracy Theory Time

Why do you think the hc servers are down, wrong extremely unbelievable answers only please!

I’ll start.
Sodapoppin wants to make sure the Only Fangs players don’t have time to practice before Thursday, so he hired the mafia to break into Blizzards data center, and pull the plug on the HC servers specifically.

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blizzard is terrible at developing and keeping servers up… oh wait you said wrong and extremely unbelievable.

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The hampster, running the wheel died. And, the pet store was out. They’re waiting on an amazon prime delivery. Hopefully the drone drop won’t kill it.

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Because Blizzard only hires competent programmers.

You can’t hire competents programmers when you pay them 20 to 35% under
industry standard trust me.

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Deep state punishment for not being woke enough prior to the US election?

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Mike Tyson plays on HC servers, and they shut them down while Big Mike is on a spending spree.

Chem trails over California have disrupted the network grid there and because the world is flat and man never going to the moon, cats have pushed the hardcore servers over the edge

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Microsoft update

^ this is most likely the reason their quality has been not so hot. They pay poorly

Sabotage by employees getting laid off

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“they” (not blizzard) want the servers to be deleted so that we can all panic over the Election results.

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They accidentally pressed the “delete” button when trying to hide the HC tab. Now they’re scrambling to figure out how to recover the lost servers and/or what to tell all the players whose characters got deleted.

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AI growing pains?

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