Congress Is Having Hearings On UFOs Lol

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cause why legislate when you can talk about dem orcs and aliens invading from the dark portal and Great Beyond

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Honestly wonder how orcs from warcraft 1 would fair against modern humans in the real world.

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answer is almost always modern humans even against magic. the reality is that roided up orcs are no match for the power of modern warfare.

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Now what about the iron horde? That would be a little more complicated but I feel the side that has nukes would win

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Uh oh. Peeps gonna learn about the existence of the Exodar :rofl:

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Pretty sure its hearings on Unidentified Flying Objects in the sense of exactly that, not space aliens lol.

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while true I was engaging in hyperbole the reality is what are we gonna do? spend even more on the military budget? jesus christ :rofl:

feels like a waste of time

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I mean probably. They never have any money unless a defense contractor wants more lol.

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I tell you though, Id love to see a story where the Burning Legion opens a portal to Earth because they have discovered that Earth has a nascent Titan soul so you get all the Legion spaceships and all that massive force pouring through and…

…the only people who have any idea what is happening and how to counter it is us gamers.

Now that would be a fun story.

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dear god lol

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leans into thread

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Too much Stranger Things you’re binging over

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Wow is far more entertaining than those guys trying to get things done, :rofl:

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lol yup. I just wish they would at least TRY to legislate instead of wasting time on pixels on pixelated screens. we aren’t getting attacked by UFOs so I don’t see why I should care if there is an object teleporting around the screen like a mage.

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Extraterrestrials with the technology to cross interstellar space decided to waste their time and resources to make some crop circles.

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They have hearing about them because there is interesting objects being recorded on our best sensors and they are worth thinking about. It seems to me that there may be a significant number of different kinds of Von Neumann probes observing us. We should be trying to capture them to reverse engineer their cool toys.

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That was no lunar eclipse last night. it was Sargeras saying peekaboo! Or was it Pikachu :thinking:

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i’ll go to the bath house if i wanna get probed

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all the religious people tell me it’s a sign the end times are coming or something who knows.

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Our technology would Zug their world up.