Compilation of useless loading screen tips

if you hp drops to zero, you’ll die

Try to avoid that

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Oh, I missed the entire purpose of the post.

“Bring you foe’s health down to zero while keeping your health above zero. Works every time!”

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“Bring your friends to Azeroth, but don’t forget to go outside Azeroth with them as well.”

I don’t know what this “outside Azeroth” is, but it sounds scary. Don’t want my friends or myself in a place like that.

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Click the lightwell!

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Kill all alliance dogs.

-Don’t play more than 6 hours per day-
-please renew your subscribe-

Don’t Stand in the Fire.

Well, some fire. Some fires won’t do a darn thing, other fires may do damage. Of course, if you have enough hp’s you can stand in fire a long, long time. In fact, with the right gear and traits, it really doesn’t matter if you stand in fire or not. So, you can disregard this tip.

i don’t get this… what means don’t stand in the fire?

The one that tells me to smile

You’re not my mom, I do what I want! :rage:

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You can upgrade your garrison followers.

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hahahahahah this is the most useless tip ever made xD

Tip working as intended. :+1:

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Are you the Mechagnome who usually creates posts that constantly drive the community towards a better future?

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no, im the mechagnome who laughs at his own stupidity for subscribe for one transmog…

Now im playing classic.

i don’t even use the mog…

Ew classic.
Return to your mechagon island in retail.

Eww… BFA…
no, never!

We will agree to disagree

it seems you need to find more Azerite…

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