Now hear me out…
It is the year 2241, Alien archaeologists have landed on Earth to uncover a mystery.
Why did Humans go Extinct?
There were no natural disasters, or wars…so the Aliens searched the computer data banks for answers…and found nothing.
One Alien scientist found this curious Folder…“Games”…and opened it.
Inside he found an assortment of computer games…and one that had a “W” icon on it. Since the Alien’s Third middle name started with a “W”, he decided to click on it.
He opened up the Battle net launcher, and saw two “W” icons, one for the Retail game, and one for Classic. The retail game had pets and unicorns on it, so the Alien dismissed it as a children’s game.
The other one, however, piqued his interest. And he clicked play.
After several hours the other members of the Alien’s team found him huddled over a computer, and asked what he was doing.
He turned to look at them and said: “wuGVTvvhuu’'dnaudnka’TYKKJBBNK”
Which roughly translates to: “This is the greatest thing I have ever seen, we must return to our homeland immediately!”
So the Aliens took World of Warcraft Classic with them to their Homeworld, and introduced the game to the general populace.
The game was so popular, it was heralded as a the next stage in the evolution of their species.
However, the Aliens were so busy playing the game, that they forgot to procreate.
It is the year 3367, Alien archaeologists have landed on Yautja Prime to uncover a mystery.
Why did the Yautja go Extinct?
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