Classic + is a topic that is all the rage these days. But what if the perfect additional content to classic already exists? So many people say that classic is about the journey, not the destination. Another way this could be put is, “Slow down. Life is to be savored!” This line that our Panderan friends tell us could be Classic’s motto, which shows how great Classicified Mists of Pandaria would be for Classic. Think about it! What is the only WoW expansion that wasn’t about some edgy demons or zombies or a bunch of bro-ified orcs? What expansion has the most beautiful zones that would make it the best to play through when you’re taking your sweet time, rather than rushing to the end? Mists of Pandaria, of course!
What would Classicified Mists of Pandaria mean?
–No LFD or LFR
–No flying mounts, with minor terrain modifications made to Pandaria to allow access to anything not currently accessible without flying.
–Zones would not go past level 60. Jade Forest could be 10-19, Valley of the Four Winds 20-29, Krasarang Wilds 30-39, Kun-Lai Summit 40-49, and both Townlong Steppes and Dread Wastes as 50-60.
–Raid gear in Pandaria raids would be comparable to raid gear found in Vanilla raids at the same point of progression, but not superior.
–Monks, obviously the best class, would of course be available to play, as would Pandarens.
–Lorewalker Cho. Need I say more?
As I’m sure there will be lots of questions, let me preemptively answer them!
Q: Why Mists of Pandaria?
A: Because it’s the best WoW expansion.
Q: But I’m edgy and cannot play something with so many pandas.
A: If you played Classic originally then you are way too old to still be experiencing teen angst. Grow up already and enjoy pandas like any well-adjusted adult.
Q: You don’t understand how edgy I am. Can I at least have Death Knights?
A: No.
Q: But I’m really, really edgy. How about Demon Hunters?
A: NO, and if you keep this up, I’m going to take away Warlocks.
Q: How will the story make sense with Garrosh being the leader of the Horde in Mists, and all the other differences?
A: Story adjustments to Mists content can be made. Worst case we cut Garrosh entirely and end it at Throne of Thunder (of course still including Timeless Isle).
Q: Will the Cataclysm happen to Classic?
A: No, no one wants that.
Q: I am a foolish soul who skipped Mists of Pandaria when it was current content, and it is the greatest regret of my life. Can I finally stop hating myself if I play Classicified Mists of Pandaria?
A: Yes.
I’m sure you all see how wonderful this would be.