Shaman - Chillest people in the game, usually inebriated while playing, love to help other people and would rather work as a team than be a leader. Can actually 100-0 you in 2 seconds but is super humble about it.
Warrior - Defining trait is they hate paladins. Mercenary personality, Mountain Dew enjoyer. They are very tunnel vision, think any sort of comp or play style that isn’t mongo is cheating and for lamers. If they can’t beat you in game they’ll whisper you about how they could definitely take you in the parking lot behind Dennys. Leader personality.
Death Knight - A warrior who enjoys Anthrax and is too old to be a demon hunter. Usually toxic but only to other toxic players, kind of like wow batman. Is used to being last to every encounter but once they get there oh boy. Likes pulling people in for really tight hugs.
Hunter - Loner, usually an older person who likes a simple set of buttons they can wrap their head around so they can keep up with the zoomers. Clicks to cast spells. Usually a diva in groups that talents solely for damage even when the group needs more utility. Clueless as to how any other class works.
Rogue - Thinks of themselves as an elite PvPer and an avid pika watcher, listens to thrash metal and says bro way too much while chugging monsters. Will pick a pvp char name like elitegodx Can 100-0 you in 4 seconds while not letting you play the game and is not humble about it at all. Hates it when you get to play the game and kill them because they’re secretly not that good.
Mage - Basically a rogue, but way nerdier, listens to EDM and has the same group mindset as the hunter. Sees themselves as a wizard in real life, usually has a pvp char name like xcombustedx. Will leave the group at the first sign of trouble. Has boosted gear, usually lots of gold. Thinks the game is broken if they aren’t the meta. Soylent enjoyers.
Warlock - Take a mage player with a shaman personality and you have a warlock. Usually smokes even more than the shaman, but the smoke is green. Real warlocks are usually lifers who just love the fantasy, ok with not being the meta. Is used to being slow and behind everyone else, usually played by people who are always late to class.
Paladin - Doesn’t think about warriors at all. Either a prot or holly pal who is the nicest person you’ve ever met and makes you feel like you’re playing with captain America, or a complete miserable jerk playing ret. Ret paladin will usually be the left overs from hunter who are too aggressive to play ranged and need to take their inner demons out physically.
Demon Hunter - Rogues who couldn’t figure out how to play rogue. Their favorite game before WoW is Fortnite. Drinks bangs and tells people they lift but really just play wow.
Monk - ADHD, can’t sit still. Must be moving at all times. Has done or still doing some form of martial arts in real life. Believes that MoP was the last great WoW expansion. Very committed to the class and usually do incredibly well despite being the bottom of the meta.
Druid - Is a furry. I mean come on. Usually a little less chill than the shaman, but still very group oriented personality. Usually a very silly person who will play incredibly and then make some very strange mistakes. Also a little ADHD.
Priest - Is either a nerd like the mage with a passive personality who is more interested in playing the most complicated thing they can possibly find, or someones girlfriend. Usually the highest skilled players in the game and the least skilled players in the game. Is an atheist.
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