I just found out that Paladins aren’t allowed in Planet Fitness.
Apparently it is a Judgment-free zone.
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Alright, that was kinda good
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Just . . . go
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I hate that I laughed.
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Paladins also throw Hammers at people. That might have more to do with it.
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Hammer curls Bro, gotta train those biceps bro!
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This is why I use Judgment instead…so that I can pontificate the ills of poor form.
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I heard warlocks can’t play world of Warcraft because they are LOCKED out of their WARcraft account.
Probably because you continually bubble hearthed before cleaning your sweet off the machines.
aaah crap did I really do that? >.<
To be fair, English is stupid and that is how they spell it in Britain. 
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Of course Paladins throw Hammers at people! For we are The Greatest of All Living Things!
It’s sad that other classes cannot know the pure joy of hammer throwing! It is their loss. 
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I refuse to like your comment.
I think I love you.
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Why? It was funny. I wish the forum was nothing but these types of jokes.
My trainer says he often can’t find me when it’s time to hit the weights , he says it’s like I just vanish into thin air
female paladins get in pretty easy might wear a tight pair of shorts and lipstick next time.
This is already easily one of my favorite threads. It’s so much better than the usually tomfoolery that goes on around here. And that’s saying a lot because I love tomfoolery.
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Got a smirk out of me.
Maybe it’s an insurance issue? Never been convinced Paladins are the brightest LIGHT -bulbs in the room.
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Hear about the Demon Hunter who fell head over heels for a priest?
It was a leap of faith.
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