Cinderbrew Meadery Is Vile Player Villainy

I’m glad someone brought this dungeon up. The first time I ran it, all I took from it was that some dev injected a copium revenge p*rn scenario with subtext aimed at Bobby Kotick haha.

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If you’re Jon Taffer sure

Well okay he’d be more mad about cross contamination with raw chicken but you get the idea.

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She tricked the original owner into a bad contract and then ran the business against his wishes by experimenting with beer, mass producing terrible beer, and mistreatment of the bees.

On top of that, you technically could say that you were defending yourself originally since everyone in the place is hostile and attacks you on sight, even if you could be someone willing to talk it out and have a drink.

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The worst, for me, was kidnapping Wolvar pups and killing their parents in front of them for some walrus rep in Wrath. Though that is a sweet fishing pole.

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So, Cinderbrew Meadery is a wretched hive villainy and scum, 'eh?

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I was here getting mad the beer bellied bozo’s were confusing it with a by far superior drink… imagine comparing the Tauren pee that they’re used to drinking to mead.

Sweet. Sweat. Naked and Rejoicing, Hot mead whilst bathing in a frozen lake. Best friend beating you with a branch… Somewhere out there a bear burped, forgot his way and decided just to sleep in his own vomit.

Man, this dungeon cracks me up. You run around like freaking Scooby doo and the gang or Benny Hill, back and forth through this meadery and then you take a 12 minute Bee ride, with flourishes, directly behind you. It’s so ridiculous, it’s “super ridiculous.”

I was under the impression that this cinderhony (and thus the mead made from it) was actually molten rock. The earthen can drink it, because they’re 3D-printed robot people. But it’ll kill anyone else except maybe Dracthyr.

So why’s everyone in there boozing it up and enjoying happy hour?

I think the real lesson is that a contract isn’t as much of a “gotcha” as the goblin had hoped, when the local laws allow people to murder you after realizing they have been tricked.

In most countries, animals generally have to be put down if they severely maul or kill human beings. Even if they are defending themselves, or they have a history of being abused or mistreated.

Do you think the euthanasia is a punishment for the animal, or is a necessary evil to protect other innocent human beings from the actions of evil human beings?

especially with the final pack of the dungeon

jesus i love this dungeon so much

Bee’s are essential for life on this planet along with millions of other species of insects.

edit: I am counting those we have not found yet. :slight_smile: for those who fact check. Although I could get into…lol nvm it would take way to much typing…wtf how did this form of speech evolve…why does it make sense to us…o crud i need a drink…

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The real villain of the dungeon isn’t Goldie, or the venture co.

It’s Wenbrandt for being annoying throughout the whole dungeon.

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Moral of the story.

Always read before you sign something lol.

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I just can’t stand …hate this dungeon. It is chaos, the tank pulls so much cr…p… and the heals… I just hate it and don’t want to understand it. I hate her annoying voice … I die too often and get kicked.

And Never, ever deal with Goblins.

Lol well they 100% watered-down the Cinderbrew, the goblins.

That’s already bad for the customers.

From a business perspective though, she was doing great lmao.

What’s great for business is generally terrible for us.

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Actually the most enjoyable part of the dungeon was killing the i’pa elemental. That trash deserves to be dead. Long live European lagers.

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