Chuck norris

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Chuck Norris is already level 61 in Classic.

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Did Kel Thuzad get enough tanks yet to try and attempt Chuck Norris 's finger ?

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Im pretty sure he is already level 255.

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So what if Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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Im pretty sure the zone or town would just come to him. :slight_smile:

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Chuck Norris doesn’t tell lies. He changes facts.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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chuck norris was ganked by a whole 60 man raid party and came out on top

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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, thats why there are no signs of life on that planet.

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Chuck Norris went skydiving yesterday and the parachute failed to open. He’s bringing it back today for a refund.

The quickest way to a man’s heart is Chuck Norris’ fist.

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A highly poisonous snake bit Chuck Norris… It died three days later.

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Chuck Norris took the 4pm train home from work, he has yet to return it.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

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Chuck Norris built the Hospital he was born in.

:cocktail:

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Chuck Norris has all the levels. ALL of them. And he can divide 0.

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Chuck Norris heartily approves this Thread

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Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups. He pushes the earth down.

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Some things are best left forgotten

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One does not simply forget Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris is known in parts unknown!

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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go up stairs.

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