They say Chuck’s tears can raise the dead. The trouble is Chuck never cries.
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The best chuck norris joke is chuck norris himself
Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.
A snake once bit Chuck Norris. After three days of agonizing pain, the snake died.
Chuck Norris doesn’t do Push-Ups, he does Earth-Downs.
Bigfoot once claimed he seen Chuck Norris.
The Boogey Man checks under his bed at night for Chuck Norris.
Death once had a near Chuck experience.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.