This was the one I was going to use. Maybe, “The Arbiter does not judge Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will be there to judge The Arbiter.”
- There are rumors that Chuck Norris is the Maw Walker. This is explicitly false. He has so much Anima, not only would the drought be over, but it would immediately fill everyone’s reservoirs, and be more plentiful than air.
- Chuck Norris can bring Ursoc back.
- Chuck Norris’ sinstone says “Private Property - Return to Chuck Norris”.
- Chuck Norris’ steward can fly.
- Chuck Norris can play WoW as a Sethrak Druid.