Chuck Norris celebrates Pi day by quoting the entierty of pi

Chuck Norris doesn’t tell Pi to end, it just does.

Chuck Norris once took a whole bottle of sleeping pills.

He blinked.

Chuck Norris once played Warhammer and won. That’s what happened to Malal.

Chuck Norris banged a planet once. 100,000 years later the Titan’s were born.

Chuck Norris once took a leak outside. We now call this the Well of Eternity.

One day Chuck Norris went fishing. He still feels bad about the Exodar.

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Even Chuck Norris can’t quote the entirety of an irrational number.

you mean ultra old mode.

According to the New Testament, Jesus could walk on water.

According to the Internet, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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the world use to be flat until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked your mom into a lake

they wanted to put chuck norris face on mount rushmore but the stone wasn’t strong enough for his beard